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Lauren
20
Las Vegas

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

nakedspaceship:

"An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty mind that makes you laugh non-stop should be considered a fucking treasure."

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

vantasticmess:

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:


No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.

if i fail to reblog this, assume i am dead.

vantasticmess:

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

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No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

if i fail to reblog this, assume i am dead.

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

fawnquiet:

I need to date someone who will explore abandoned places with me and not think it’s weird

thatotherodinson:

allaboardthegaintrain:

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

beben-eleben:

Terrifyingly Cute Halloween Costumes For Pets

PRINCESS LEIA OOOOOHHHMY GODDD

I need to have this much style on Halloween.

The CrAB omG

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"